Thursday, October 27, 2016

Saliyon ko Aik Saath Choda

yah kahani hai meri aur meri teen khoobasoorat saaliyon ki hai. mera naam nilesh hai. main baink main naukari karata hoon. meri umr 31 saal hai. meri shaadi ho gayi hai. meri bivi ka naam vandana hai. usaki umr 22 saal hai. meri shaadi ko 4 saal ho gaye hai. mujhe ek 2 saal ka ladaka hai. usaka naam raahul hai. mera ladaka bada hi natakhat aur sharaarati hai. meri badi saali jo ki docter hain. usaka naam shruti hai. umr 26 saal hai. usaki shaadi ho gayi hain.

shaadi ko ek saal ho gaya hai. usake patibhi doktarahi hai. unaka naam vikaash hai. dusari saali jo ki abhi injiniyaring ke doosare saal main padh rahi hain. usaka naam priya hai. umr 20 saal hai. tisari jo ki abhi baarahavi main padh rahi hain. usaka naam ritika hai. umr 18 saal hai. vandana dikhane main thik thaak hai. mere kahane ka matalab ki usaka bodi kalar gehooa hai. usaki phigar hai 32– 28–32 hai. vaise to main ek bahut sidhe kism ka ladaka hoon. mainne us vaqt tak kisi bhi ladaki ki taraph us najarase nahin dekha tha. lekin us din main jab vandana ko dekhane gaya tab gharamen aatehi meri nazar priyaape padi. use dekhatehi main to paagal ho gaya. baat hi kuchh aisi thi ki main use dekhata hi rah gaya.

ham vandanaako dekhane usake ghar pohache aur unake gharame ja hi rahe the ki meri nazar unake gaardan ise ki aur gayi. unake yahaan jitani jagahamen unake pitaaji ne ghar banaaya utanihi jagah gaardan ke lie chhod di thi. us vaqt mainne vaha priyaako dekha. kahani aage badhaane se pahale meri tino saaliyonke baareme kuchh jaanakaari deta hoon. jaise mainne bataaya meri pahali saali shruti jo ek doktar hain us vaqt apane aakhari saal main padh rahi thi jo ki punemen thi. dikhane mein gori chitthi. kad taqariban 5’2” hai. usaki phigar vandanaase achchhi hai. yaane ki 34 – 28 – 36 hai. vaise use padhai ke ilaava kuchh sujhaata bhi nahin. lekin us vaqt chhutti thi to ghar pe aa gayi thi.

meri doosari saali priya jo ki us vaqt baarahavi mein padh rahi thi. badi natakhat ladaki thi. dikhane mein shruti se khoobasoorat hai. usaka kad 5’ hai. usaka sahi aakarshit karane vaala bhaag yaane usaki phigar. doston aap yakinn nahin karoge. usaki phigar 38 – 30 – 40 hai. jisape main fida hoon. is vaqt ham ritika ke baare mein nahin dekhenge kyon ki vo abhi skool mein padh rahi hai. vaqt aane par ham usake baare mein dekhenge. main jab vandana ko dekhane pohacha to mainne gaardan mein priya ko dekha. shaayad use ye andaaja nahin tha ki ham vandana ko dekhane aa rahe hai. jab mainne use dekha to vo paudon ko paani de rahi thi.us vaqt mujhe usaka sirph pichhavaada dikh raha tha. jise dekh main to hairaan rah gaya. kya dikh rahi thi priya. usake vo bade bade kulhe jise matakaate hue vo paudon ko paani de rahi thi. jise dekhate hi main usape fida ho gaya. mera dhyaan tab toota jab mere dost ne mujhe toka. ham ghar ke andar daakhil hue lekin mera dhyaan to us matakate hue kulhe par hi tha. main use bhula hi nahin sakata tha. andar aane ke baad jab ham baithe tab ghar main sivai vandana ki maan ke usaka bhai aur ye tin bahane hi thi.

usake bhai ne hamen baithane ke lie kaha aur kuchh 5 minat baad ek bahot khoobasoorat ladaki hamen paani dene ke lie us kamare mein aa gayi. vo aur koi nahin priya hi thi. jab vo paani dete hue aa rahi thi main sirph usaka pichhavaada hi dekh raha tha. jaise hi vo mujhe paani dene ke lie mere paas aayi meri to dhadakane badi tej ho rahi thi. par jaise hi vo mujhe paani dene ke lie jhuki maano mujhape to bijali gir padi. jaise vo jhuki, paani lete vaqt meri najar sidha usake dres ke gale se hote hue usake andar tak chali gayi. aur jo mainne dekha vo to main bayaan nahin kar sakata. us vaqt shaayad usane us top ke andar push ap bra pahani huyi thi aur usaki vajah se usake uroj us top se baahar aane ko beqaraar the. ye najaara dekh mere haath se paani ka glaas gir gaya jo sidha meri pent pe hi gira. jisase meri poori pent gili ho gayi. is achaanak hue haadase se priya ko hasi to bahot aa rahi thi lekin meri haalat dekh use taras bhi aa raha tha.

is haadase ki vajah se mujhe itani sharm aa rahi thi ki meri najar oopar uth nahin rahi thi. itane mein priya mujhe boli “aap andar chalie”. is achaanak hue haadase se main pahale hi sharm se laal ho gaya tha usake is baat se to mujhe kya boloo vo soojh bhi nahin raha tha. meri is samasya ko jaan mera dost mujhe bola “sumit! are yaar bina kuchh soche jaldi se andar ja nahin to teri haalat aur bhi kharaab ho jaegi”.

usaki baat maan main priya ke pichhe chala gaya. main andar gaya to priya ne mujhe tauliya diya aur boli “aap ki pent nikal ke dijiye. main use sukha deti hoon”. main use bola “itane jald pent nahin sookhegi”. to priya boli “are sumitaji aap pent nikali ye to main sirph 5 minat main kuse sookha deti hoon “. mainne bina kuchh bole use meri pent nikaal ke de di. priya mujhe boli “aap thodi der baithiye”. aur itana kah ke vo meri pent aayaran karane lagi. is baar bhi vo meri taraph pichhavaada hila hila kar ke aayaran kar rahi thi. is vaqt vo mere itane karib thi mujhe laga ki mai use chhu loon. lekin haalaat dekh main sirph use dekh raha. usane mujhe pent de di aur vo chali gayi. mein bhi pent pahan ke baahar aa gaya. kuchh der baad ladaki dekhana ka prograam khatam kar ham vaapis aa gae.

ghar aate hi main mere gharavaalon se vandana ke lie haan kar di. jaldihi meri sagai ki taiyaariyaan shuroo ho gayi.
sagai vandana ke ghar mein thi. to ham unake ghar dopahar 12 ke karib pahunch gae. sagai gaardan mein thi. 12:30 ko moharat tha.

mein to taiyaar tha aur jab vandana ko gaardan mein laaya gaya to main use dekhata hi rah gaya. usane gulaabi rang ki saadi pahani thi jo semi traansaperent thi. usane saadi ko naabhi ke thodaasa niche tak pahana tha. jisaki vajahase usaki kamar ke didaar ho rahe the. usape maiching kalar ka “v” shep ka blauj pahana tha. magar us blauj mein se usake ubhaaronke bichame se usaka klivej dikh raha tha. aur kya gajabaka klivej dikh raha tha meri nazar to hat hi nahin rahi thi. usane baal khule chhode the jis vajahase kuchh julphe usake cheharepe aa rahi thi. jo use pareshaan kar rahi thi aur vo baar baar use pichhe kiye ja rahi thi. usane apane labon par halake gulaabi kalar ki lipastik lagaayi thi. gaalompe halka gulaabi phaundeshan lagaaya tha. haathomme gulaabi kalar ki choodiyaan pahani thi. . .


usake is libaas ko main bhool nahin sakata. main use tab tak dekhata raha jab tak vo mere paas aake nahin baithi. rasam shuroo ho gayi. ghar ki auratonne hamaara tilak kiya. baad mein hamane ek dusare ko ring pahana di. is tarah se hamaari sagai ho gai. isake baad vandana ghar ke andar chali gai. usake hamaari aavabhagat shuroo hui. taqariban 1:30 baje ham sab khatam karake ghar laut aaye.
sagai to ho gai lekin aaj jab se mainne vandana ko dekha tha mera to kahi dil bhi nahin lag raha tha. har vaqt meri nazar ke saamane sirph vandana ka chehara hi dikhai de raha tha. mujhe do haphte baad apani baink jvain karani thi. to agale haphteme meri shaadi thi. ghar ke sabhi log shaadi ki taiyaari mein lag gae. meri sagai to ho gai thi. meri shaadi ko abhi do (2) mahine baaki the. aur mujhe baink jvain karane mein bhi abhi ek (1) mahina shesh tha. main aur vandana ek hi shaharame rahate the. to ek din meri saaliyonne mujhe unake ghar aane ke lie mujhe fon kar nyota de diya.

shruti – namaste jijoo.
main – namaste doktar saahiba. aaj hamen kaise yaad kiya.
shruti – (sharamaate hue) bas yaad aa gayi to man kiya ki chalo apane pyaare jijoo se kuchh baate ki jaaye. vaise aap to hamen kabhi yaad hi nahin karate. are haan aap ka hamase koi kaam to nahin hai na!
main – (shruti ki aisi baate sun chaunkate hue) kyon ji aisi kya baat huyi jo aap aise kah rahi hai. kya hamane aap se kaha hai ya hamaare haav bhaavon se aisa pratit huva ki hamen aap se kuchh kaam hoga to hi aap se baat karenge nahin to nahin karenge.
shruti – are jijoo shaayad meri baat se aap ko bura laga. magar kya aap ko nahin lagata ki aap mujhe sach main bhool gae hai. (aur shruti hansaane lagaati hai.) . .
main – (kuchh pareshaan hote hue.) yaar mujhe kuchh samajh nahin aa raha ki main kya bhool gaya hoon. are kuchh samajh mein aaye is tarah se baat karo na.
shruti – kya jijoo aap ko vandana ne kuchh bataaya nahin kya?
main – lekin kis baare main?
shruti – are baaba kya usane nahin bataaya aaj ke baare mein?
main – nahin meri usase do din se baat hi nahin huyi. achchha ab paheliy bujhaana band karo aur tum hi bataavo ki aaj kya khaas baat hai jo aap ne hamen fon karane ki jehamat uthai. aur hamen yoon pareshaan kiya itana ulajhi baate kar ke.
shruti – pahale to ham aap se maaphi maangate hai agar aap ko bura laga ho to.
main – nahin mere kahane ka ye matalab nahin tha. lekin main sach kah raha hoon ki meri aur vandana ki do din se baat hi nahin huyi. shaayad vo mujh se kuchh naaraaj hai.
shruti – tabhi main kahoon ki vandana itani udaas kyon hai kal se. kya kuchh jaagada huva hai kya aap donon main kahe to main aap ki madad kar sakati hoon.
main – haan yaar vo mainne kuchh bol diya tha gusse main to vo naaraaj ho gayi kal subah mein. par tum meri madad kyon karogi is baat mein? tumhe bhi to gussa hona chaahie tha is baat par ki mera vandana se jhagada huva hai. mujhape itani meharabaani karane ki vajah. kya mujhase se kuchh chaahie kya?
shruti – chaahie bhi aur nahin bhi. haan agar aap chaahe to main aapaki madad kar doongi.
main – chalo thik hai to kar do madad. par ye kaise sambhav hai?
shruti – vo baat aap mujhape chhod dijiye. bas aap ko ek kaam karana hoga.
main – bolie kya karana hoga. aap jo kahengi vo karane ke lie taiyaar hoon main. chaahe to main aap se promis karata hoon.
shruti – thik hai to promis hai. aap ko ghar aana hoga aaj shaam ko.
main – aaj! aaj kuchh khaas hai kya?
shruti – are main baato baaton mein bhool gayi aapako. aaj mera janmadin hai. aur mainne aap ko yahi bataane ke lie fon kiya hai.
main – shruti sabase pahale janmadin ki dher saadi shubhakaamanaaye. aur main bina bhoole aaj shaam ko ghar aa jaoonga.
shruti – shukriya jijoo. ab main fon band karati hoon. mujhe bahot sari taiyaariyaan karani hai.
main – agar tumhe kuchh madad chaahie to main abhi aa sakata hoon.
shruti – thik hai to aa jaiye. main aap ka intajaar karati hoon.
itana bol shruti ne fon band kar diya. aur main bhi 10 minat mein taiyaar ho ke vandana ke ghar ki taraph chal diya.
jaate jaate mujhe ek khyaal aaya. kyon na kuchh mithai li jae. to main ek mithai ki shop mein chala gaya. mainne us shop se ras malai li aur vandana ki ghar ki aur chal diya.
ghar jaate hi shruti ne daravaaza khola. jaise hi mainne use dekha mera mooh khula ka khula rah gaya. shrutine jo kapade pahane the use dekh main hairaan hi rah gaya. usane sirph ek top pahana huva tha jo usaki jaanghon ko bhi chhupa nahin pa raha tha.shaayad usane andarase kuchh pahana bhi nahin tha. kyon ki usake top ke uparase hi mujhe usake urojon ke tane hue kaale chuchak saaf dikh rahe the. aur top ke aage koi batan bhi nahin tha aur usake top se usake urojon ke bich ki daraar dikh sakati thi. aur usake urojon ke kuchh kuchh darshan bhi ho rahe the.
mujhe aisa dekhate dekh shruti kuchh sharama gayi aur andar bhaag gai. vo jab bhaag rahi thi to usake kulhe bahothi thirak rahe the.aur bhaagate vaqt mujhe usaka top kuchh oopar sa ho gaya to mujhe usake nagn kulhe dikh gae aur usake niche shaayad usane kuchh pahana nahin tha. kya lag rahi thi. main ye sab dekh itana uttejit ho gaya ki mera pappoo tamboo bana ke pent mein khada ho gaya. ye to achchha huva ki shruti ne ye sab nahin dekha.
main jab andar gaya to shruti ki aavaaz aa gayi.
shruti – jijoo daravaaza band kar lijiye. ghar main koi nahin hai. sab log baazaar gae hue hai. aur ritika skool ko gayi hai.
usaki yah baat soon mere sharir mein rongate khade ho gae. jaise taise mainne daravaaja band kar liya aur use kaha——–
main – shruti tum kaha ho. . .
shruti – andar hoon.
main – kya main andar aa sakata hoon.
shruti – aaiye na aap ko kis ne roka hai.
main – agar sab log bahaar gae the to mujhe itani jaldi kaise bula liya.
main ye bolate bolate andar daakhil huva. vo abhibhi usi top mein baithi kuchh kaam kar rahi thi. use dekh mere pappoo ne phir se harakat karani shuroo kar di. is vaqt shruti mere pent ki taraph hi dekh rahi thi. meri haalat dekh vo man mein hi has rahi thi. aur vo bol padi.
shruti – mujhe kya pata tha ki aap sach mein itane jaldi aa jaayenge. mujhe laga tha aap shaayad ek ghante baad aayenge.
main – kisako ghaayal karane ka iraada hai.
shruti – nahin to. main taiyaar ho rahi thi. itane mein aap aa gae.
main – lekin daravaazepe agar koi aur hota aur tumhe is haalat mein dekhata to usaka kya hota.
shruti – vahi hota jo abhi aap ka haal hai.
main – yaane tumane jaan bujh kar aise kapade pahane hai. mujhe uttejit karane ke lie.
shruti – jaise aap thik samajhe. main to sach mein taiyaar ho rahi thi. main abhi nahaane ja rahi thi.
main – to ab tumhe kis ne roka hai. jaavo naha ke aa jaavo main rukata hoon. haan jaate vaqt tivi shuroo kar dena.
shruti – thik hai main abhi aati hoon naha ke. . .
aise bol vo uth gayi aur tivi shuroo karane ke lie rimot khojane lagi. rimot shaayad niche rakha huva tha to use uthaane ke lie vo jaisehi jhuki mujhe usaki khuli gaand ke phirase darshan ho gae. is baar main apane par kaaboo na p saka aur sidhe jaake use mainne pichhe se pakad liya. jaise use is achaanak hamale se kuchh aitaraaz nahin tha to vo kuchh boli nahin sirph boli.
shruti – jijoo main vandana nahin hoon. kisine dekh liya to kya sochega ki kaisa daamaad hai jo apani saali se aise besharmoki tarah chipak gaya hai.
main – ab yahaan koi nahin hai to kisike kuchh kahane ka savaal hi nahin uthata. vaise jisake paas aisi khaas saali ho vo jija to besharam hi hoga.

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